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Visual Studio Installation: A Comedy of Errors

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發表於 2025-10-14 12:31:51 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
Installing Visual Studio feels a lot like watching a "dying patient" slowly dragging along.

The initial installation takes forever, the progress bar crawls along, and you think if you just wait it out, you can finally start working. In reality, most of the time it’s just scanning components, like the whole system is checking itself. You sit there, thinking you’ll soon be coding.

The real fun comes later: when you try to create a new project, nothing is ready—you have to add missing components. Then come the updates, extra installations, and reinstallations, which make up the main part of the whole process.

The funniest part is, after staring at the progress bar for ages, thinking it’s almost done updating, a message pops up: “Please update the Installer before continuing.” And after you update it, it goes back and runs the whole ridiculous process again, like a replay.

The whole thing is like going to a restaurant: the waiter seats you for half an hour before saying, “Oh, you need to pay a deposit before you can eat.” Absolutely ridiculous.

I just wanted to install a simple C# Console App template to test my controller, but this “giant IDE” dragged me through the whole thing, like I was upgrading the entire system.

Microsoft’s integration is thorough, but this scanning + delayed alerts + extra component installs process really makes you laugh and cry at the same time.

I guess anyone dealing with this kind of mess to write software is probably the type building mountains of code.

By the way, I wrote this just to pass the time while waiting. Even though it took me a while to write, guess what—the package installation is still stuck at 87 out of 171.

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 樓主| 發表於 2025-10-14 12:32:34 | 顯示全部樓層

安裝 Visual Studio 的體驗,真的有點像在看一個「瀕死的病人」慢慢拖過去。

一開始安裝就拖很久,進度條慢慢走,你以為撐過去就可以大顯身手。實際上,大部分時間它其實在掃描各種元件,好像整個系統都在自檢。你默默等著,以為終於可以開始寫程式了。

真正的重頭戲在後面:開新專案時,發現什麼專案都無法開發,必須去加裝缺少的元件。後續的更新、加裝、再安裝,才是整個安裝流程的主要內容。

最搞笑的是,你盯著進度條半天,以為快要更新完成了,結果它才跳出訊息:「請先更新 Installer 才能安裝。」然後你更新完 Installer,它又回過頭,把剛剛那一整套蠢事再跑一次,完全像重播。

整個過程有點像去餐廳點餐,服務生先把你帶到座位上坐半小時,才說:「欸,你要先付訂金才能吃飯。」笑點滿滿。

我只是想裝個簡單的 C# Console App 範本測試手把功能,結果被這個「巨無霸級 IDE」拖了一整套流程,感覺像在升級整台系統。

微軟的整合確實完整,但這種掃描 + 延遲提醒 + 後續加裝元件的流程,真的讓人哭笑不得。

我猜,使用這種複雜安裝流程來開發程式的人,應該就是那些屎山代碼的製造者。

對了,補充一下:寫這篇文章其實就是打發等安裝的時間。雖然花了不少時間寫,結果你猜怎麼著——套件安裝還卡在 87 之 171。
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